Five of the Strangest Public Sex Arrests
One of the rules, at least in my mind, when it comes to love making is
"Don't get arrested!" Apparently, there are those who beg to differ,
however, and we've documented five of the strangest cases below:
1) Tired of fake orgasms and feigned headaches? Well, one Florida man had
a creative solution that ended in quite the night on the town for the lucky guy:
he was caught making love to two inflatable, rubber dolls. [1] At least he
treated his women right: he had gone on a shopping spree to purchase them
clothing shortly before being arrested.
2) Talk about romance! One Cincinatti man somehow talked his honey into a
love making session in every woman's favorite spot: the median! [2] He was
heard saying, "Yeah, the Sheraton would have been nice, but this is something
you'll never forget, mon cheri!"
3) Apparently, they really know how to
enjoy a picnic in Batavia, New York. When one woman heard, "Pass the
melons" and "Where are the muffins?" - she took it literally! We're not
sure how anyone noticed her having intercourse on a picnic table, of course, but
they did and she was arrested for indecency and adultery. [3]
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4)
One Scottsdale couple was doing the wild thing in a parking garage when a
security guard kindly told them to take their business elsewhere (after the
woman
flipped off the security camera). What was their reaction? They chose
defiant hostility and
headed for the elevators
where they resumed their romp - well, that is until they
were arrested by police for "public sexual indecency, intercourse, indecent
exposure and possession of a suspended driver's license...trespassing, public
sexual indecency, indecent exposure and incapacitated by alcohol in a public
place." Talk about coitus interuptus!
5) One New Jersey couple was
arrested for sex in a public place and emphatically denied all charges.
Police began to become suspicious, however, when the man urinated on the
fingerprint machine down at the station. [4]
REFERENCES:
1)
http://www.anorak.co.uk/201938/strange-but-true/man-arrested-for-public-sex-with-two-inflatable-dolls.html
2)
http://www.wxix.com/Global/story.asp?S=6816753
3)
http://www.9wsyr.com/mostpopular/story/Woman-arrested-for-public-sex-may-face-reduced/wZHnwfSV10OOqNwrjWTCsQ.cspx
4)
http://news.topwirenews.com/2010/07/05/2-arrested-after-public-sex-complaint_201007057754.html