Weird Penis Stories
Don't read this page before lunch. In fact, make sure that you are not digesting
much of anything, because below I have some of the strangest penis (and one
testicle) stories that you'll ever run across.
This is one page that actually hurts to write, but at least after reading some of these stories, you'll be shopping for a Kevlar cup and
treating the Little Man downstairs with a little more respect. These stories will also make you
appreciate your own penis, regardless of size, color or national origin.
In fact, it will make you appreciate just having one!
1. Grease Gun Injury. Ouch! One study documents the sad case of
a man trying to enlargen his penis with a grease gun.  It apparently worked
for about seven years, but he eventually had to seek treatment because he
developed erectile dysfunction. So was it worth being Big Man on Campus for
those seven years? Apparently not -
the poor guy experienced significant fibrosis, tissue hardening, that had to be
corrected with multiple operations.
2. Self-Removal. One elderly Romanian man accidently chopped off his
own penis while trying to cut off the head of a noisy chicken.  To add insult to
injury, his loyal dog thought it was a treat and promptly ate his master's severed penis. You talk
about a bad night! I don't know about you, but I'll never complain
3. Accidental Biting. One secretary in Singapore was having an affair
and performing oral sex on her lover in transit, when the car was involved in a
collision with a van.  The force of the crash with the van caused her to
accidently bite off her lover's penis. Who was driving the van? We don't
know, but we suspect we know who paid him...
4. Testicular Death. One man was killed instantly after being kneed
in the testicles during a fight. 
5. Icelandic Phallogical Museum. Yes, there is a Penis Museum. And, no, we
are not sure who would go to a Penis Museum. Regardless, it currently houses the
penises of over 90 animals and just had its first human donor. One of the
patrons signed over his member upon death.  What a way to be remembered, eh?
6. Hitler's Testicular War Injury. It's no secret that Hitler was
impotent, but did you know that there is some decent evidence that he lost a testicle
in a war injury? Too bad he didn't lose the other one is all that we can say!