Man, I'm impressed you can joke about that - seriously!
And you were serious about a condom catheter. Never heard of it...
Of course, I've heard of the older technologies like bedpans.
Joke about it, I have to, pretty much have to even though I did have the life I worked hard to get(18 and in medical school with the physical abilities of an 18yo) taken from me due to being a passenger in a jeep that rolled
now left with dysartrhia, a spastic gait, double vision(2 myectomies to allow me to wear prism glasses to correct it), no real social life anymore...ever make friends when you're an outlier?
but when I tell people that, because they dont know whats wrong with me, I add in the joke,"and the worst part(which I tell people to get the to laugh) is before the coma, I was 6'4".....and black-(I'm 5'10" and white)then there was the email I sent the other day
Im at 205lbs
I'm still walking the treadmill in front of my tv to lose weight for this contest.
Im getting a bad blister, so I fixed it by turning the volume on my tv up
I've developed a freakin awesome pre-blister on my right big toe
it's a white gash about 2 inches long, that shows wear and tear as it pulls away from the skin.....it hurts like hell
I cut out some cardboard and make a splint to cover it and wrapped it in tape...but when I use the foot, I sorta limp
and since I will sometimes sorta limp from the left leg, due to the brrrraaaaaiiiinnnn injury, both these limps cancel each other out and I walk fine.....
sadly, when I walk fine, I cannot walk on my treadmill, cause I only walk fine when I go backwards, and then I can't see the TV
so I set up a mirror to look into to watch the tv, but then I couldnt read the captions, since I always have closed captions on.
so I turned up the tv to hear it and not read It.